deadly 2 step snake on lose in gloucester
03-27-2008 | 05:04 PM
#11
DEY SEE ME TROLLIN
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03-27-2008 | 05:09 PM
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Re: deadly 2 step snake on lose in gloucester
if you're bitten by one you'll be able to walk about two steps before you drop dead
03-28-2008 | 09:29 AM
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Re: deadly 2 step snake on lose in gloucester
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Oh noes! Someone stole a snake and probably has it in their house as a pet, and its probably not on the loose (and if it was Gloucester is a really big place with one major road!) Everyone in coastal VA should panic and immediatly head toward the nearest evacuation route before the snake goes on a rampage and starts killing everyone in the entire county!!!! Help!!! Its scary because snakes are like serial killers in horror movies and they stalk people and kill them for pleasure.
If this snake is released into the wild, it probably won't last long in this climate, it doesn't have anything to breed with, and most likely no one will ever run into it in the wild. If it was released inside Wal-Mart, then I'd worry. Until then, all you guys are paranoid, irrational idiots. Why would you change babysitters just do your daughter doesn't have to be in the same town as a (possible hoax) that could be anywhere in hundreds of square miles of land, or more likely in someone's house as a pet. Does your babysitter like snakes, and does your babysitter like to steal things? Then get some fucking common sense and act like you have a brain.
I heard someone got shot in Virginia Beach once, so I'm never going to Virginia again and I'm telling everyone else I know not to either. Between the snake and the people with guns, that states too dangerous.
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Oh noes! Someone stole a snake and probably has it in their house as a pet, and its probably not on the loose (and if it was Gloucester is a really big place with one major road!) Everyone in coastal VA should panic and immediatly head toward the nearest evacuation route before the snake goes on a rampage and starts killing everyone in the entire county!!!! Help!!! Its scary because snakes are like serial killers in horror movies and they stalk people and kill them for pleasure.
If this snake is released into the wild, it probably won't last long in this climate, it doesn't have anything to breed with, and most likely no one will ever run into it in the wild. If it was released inside Wal-Mart, then I'd worry. Until then, all you guys are paranoid, irrational idiots. Why would you change babysitters just do your daughter doesn't have to be in the same town as a (possible hoax) that could be anywhere in hundreds of square miles of land, or more likely in someone's house as a pet. Does your babysitter like snakes, and does your babysitter like to steal things? Then get some fucking common sense and act like you have a brain.
I heard someone got shot in Virginia Beach once, so I'm never going to Virginia again and I'm telling everyone else I know not to either. Between the snake and the people with guns, that states too dangerous.
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Last edited by Fabrik8; 03-28-2008 at 09:36 AM.
03-28-2008 | 09:36 AM
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From: Kalamazoo
Re: deadly 2 step snake on lose in gloucester
[rant]
Oh noes! Someone stole a snake and probably has it in their house as a pet, and its probably not on the loose (and if it was Gloucester is a really big place with one major road!) Everyone in coastal VA should panic and immediatly head toward the nearest evacuation route before the snake goes on a rampage and starts killing everyone in the entire county!!!! Help!!! Its scary because snakes are like serial killers in horror movies and they stalk people and kill them for pleasure.
If this snake is released into the wild, it probably won't last long in this climate, it doesn't have anything to breed with, and most likely no one will ever run into it in the wild. If it was released inside Wal-Mart, then I'd worry. Until then, all you guys are paranoid, irrational idiots. Why would you change babysitters just do your daughter doesn't have to be in the same town as a (possible hoax) that could be anywhere in hundreds of square miles of land, or more likely in someone's house as a pet. Does your babysitter like snakes, and does your babysitter like to steal things? Then get some fucking common sense and act like you have a brain.
I heard someone got shot in Virginia Beach once, so I'm never going to Virginia again and I'm telling everyone else I know not to either. Between the snake and the people with guns, that states too dangerous.
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Oh noes! Someone stole a snake and probably has it in their house as a pet, and its probably not on the loose (and if it was Gloucester is a really big place with one major road!) Everyone in coastal VA should panic and immediatly head toward the nearest evacuation route before the snake goes on a rampage and starts killing everyone in the entire county!!!! Help!!! Its scary because snakes are like serial killers in horror movies and they stalk people and kill them for pleasure.
If this snake is released into the wild, it probably won't last long in this climate, it doesn't have anything to breed with, and most likely no one will ever run into it in the wild. If it was released inside Wal-Mart, then I'd worry. Until then, all you guys are paranoid, irrational idiots. Why would you change babysitters just do your daughter doesn't have to be in the same town as a (possible hoax) that could be anywhere in hundreds of square miles of land, or more likely in someone's house as a pet. Does your babysitter like snakes, and does your babysitter like to steal things? Then get some fucking common sense and act like you have a brain.
I heard someone got shot in Virginia Beach once, so I'm never going to Virginia again and I'm telling everyone else I know not to either. Between the snake and the people with guns, that states too dangerous.
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03-28-2008 | 09:38 AM
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From: Charlotte,NC
Re: deadly 2 step snake on lose in gloucester
[rant]
Oh noes! Someone stole a snake and probably has it in their house as a pet, and its probably not on the loose (and if it was Gloucester is a really big place with one major road!) Everyone in coastal VA should panic and immediatly head toward the nearest evacuation route before the snake goes on a rampage and starts killing everyone in the entire county!!!! Help!!! Its scary because snakes are like serial killers in horror movies and they stalk people and kill them for pleasure.
If this snake is released into the wild, it probably won't last long in this climate, it doesn't have anything to breed with, and most likely no one will ever run into it in the wild. If it was released inside Wal-Mart, then I'd worry. Until then, all you guys are paranoid, irrational idiots. Why would you change babysitters just do your daughter doesn't have to be in the same town as a (possible hoax) that could be anywhere in hundreds of square miles of land, or more likely in someone's house as a pet. Does your babysitter like snakes, and does your babysitter like to steal things? Then get some fucking common sense and act like you have a brain.
I heard someone got shot in Virginia Beach once, so I'm never going to Virginia again and I'm telling everyone else I know not to either. Between the snake and the people with guns, that states too dangerous.
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Oh noes! Someone stole a snake and probably has it in their house as a pet, and its probably not on the loose (and if it was Gloucester is a really big place with one major road!) Everyone in coastal VA should panic and immediatly head toward the nearest evacuation route before the snake goes on a rampage and starts killing everyone in the entire county!!!! Help!!! Its scary because snakes are like serial killers in horror movies and they stalk people and kill them for pleasure.
If this snake is released into the wild, it probably won't last long in this climate, it doesn't have anything to breed with, and most likely no one will ever run into it in the wild. If it was released inside Wal-Mart, then I'd worry. Until then, all you guys are paranoid, irrational idiots. Why would you change babysitters just do your daughter doesn't have to be in the same town as a (possible hoax) that could be anywhere in hundreds of square miles of land, or more likely in someone's house as a pet. Does your babysitter like snakes, and does your babysitter like to steal things? Then get some fucking common sense and act like you have a brain.
I heard someone got shot in Virginia Beach once, so I'm never going to Virginia again and I'm telling everyone else I know not to either. Between the snake and the people with guns, that states too dangerous.
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however, im still going to be nervously scanning the ground with my eyes when i go to wal-mart today.
