Big Sexy

So im gonna be living in Smithfield for 4 days a week for the next 3-4 months. Is there anything there other than ham? I love ham but im looking for titty bars, rub and tugs, prostitute strolls and things of an immoral nature. Any advice will be rewarded with an 8x10 glossy of my pecker.

Thank you kindly.

nftuatn

the town closes down at 9pm..

Big Sexy

Well shit

NasTHatch

stay the fuck away from the smithfield plants, it smells like pig shit 24/7

also...there is NOTHING to do there and the police are SUPER strict with speeding/traffic shit

I know from personal experience and spent 5 days a week there every week for 6 months

ufctapout

I've got no advice, but if I PM you my address may I still get the pecker glossy?

Rich

Rub and tug specials at my house in Smithfield.

Big Sexy

Absolutely!

Dillweed

It's like the Canada of Virgina; a whole lot of nothing.

Big Sexy

Excellent!

Do you offer prostate massage? It's been ages since I've had a good release.

Big Sexy

Smithfield sucks. I'm staying in Hampton and that sucks too.