The Park
09-05-2009, 06:17 PM
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09-06-2009, 07:46 AM
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Re: The Park
Btw, where the fuck were you and Matt at yesterday? I had no one to floam w/ besides Corey and James... You missed out on some badass cheeseburgers and Jose breakin a glass table...
09-06-2009, 10:27 AM
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It's so ironic that you're calling ME retarded, Gary...
"an sperm" ... "an 3some"
MOTHERFUCKER... For the LOVE OF GOD, please learn the proper placement for "a" and "an." Thank you, and have a wonderful evening.
P.S. VT just scored another fucking touchdown thanks to two penalties.
"an sperm" ... "an 3some"
MOTHERFUCKER... For the LOVE OF GOD, please learn the proper placement for "a" and "an." Thank you, and have a wonderful evening.
P.S. VT just scored another fucking touchdown thanks to two penalties.
I love you to man!
09-06-2009, 10:19 PM
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I'm not really sure why Matt didn't come unless the distributor finally took a shit on the Z. I on the other hand was working and making teh moneez for teh turboz.
09-08-2009, 03:06 PM
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I've been to the park several times.
Facts:
-Yes, there is a large homosexual community, but I've never been "bothered" by them. They can tell you're straight by the way that you carry yourself, and they do not "bother" you. The closest "call" I've had was a young guy walked up to me and said "You and your friend are straight aren't you? I just wanted to say you guys are fucking sexy." I got a laugh out of it, it didn't bother me whatsoever. In fact, I've encountered better looking, classier girls, than what most night-life has to offer there. I've heard the following multiple times: "I like it there because there's not a 100 to 1 ratio of horny douchebags to girls trying to grope me and not leaving me alone." I've "heard" there's some sketchy shit downstairs at the park, but out of the few times I've been, I've never seen stairs, so I couldn't tell you about what goes on somewhere I've never been.
-The best music, lighting, and special effects in Roanoke are there BY FAR, no competition whatsoever. I do love electronic music, if you do not, the park isn't for you.
-It's the closest thing to a real night club Roanoke has to offer. The metro would be ranked higher than the park if the upstairs weren't a 10x10 ft square. I do like metro's atmosphere, lighting, and general crowd... but the park's electronic music is much better.
Corned beef is a joke, and the prime example of why I say most of Roanoke is trashy. 202 was nice when it opened, and 90% of people were more of an upscale crowd, now it's fucking hood downstairs, little mexico upstairs, and sucks all around. Cornerstone is an okay place sometimes, again, just too small. If I'm gonig downtown on saturday night, usually it'll be metro, I'll gladly pay double for alcohol not to have to deal with 900 meatheads in TAPOUT t-shirts bumping into one another and having staring contests... and actually, I'd prefer to be around 900 flaming faggots at the park rather than that bullshit.
Facts:
-Yes, there is a large homosexual community, but I've never been "bothered" by them. They can tell you're straight by the way that you carry yourself, and they do not "bother" you. The closest "call" I've had was a young guy walked up to me and said "You and your friend are straight aren't you? I just wanted to say you guys are fucking sexy." I got a laugh out of it, it didn't bother me whatsoever. In fact, I've encountered better looking, classier girls, than what most night-life has to offer there. I've heard the following multiple times: "I like it there because there's not a 100 to 1 ratio of horny douchebags to girls trying to grope me and not leaving me alone." I've "heard" there's some sketchy shit downstairs at the park, but out of the few times I've been, I've never seen stairs, so I couldn't tell you about what goes on somewhere I've never been.
-The best music, lighting, and special effects in Roanoke are there BY FAR, no competition whatsoever. I do love electronic music, if you do not, the park isn't for you.
-It's the closest thing to a real night club Roanoke has to offer. The metro would be ranked higher than the park if the upstairs weren't a 10x10 ft square. I do like metro's atmosphere, lighting, and general crowd... but the park's electronic music is much better.
Corned beef is a joke, and the prime example of why I say most of Roanoke is trashy. 202 was nice when it opened, and 90% of people were more of an upscale crowd, now it's fucking hood downstairs, little mexico upstairs, and sucks all around. Cornerstone is an okay place sometimes, again, just too small. If I'm gonig downtown on saturday night, usually it'll be metro, I'll gladly pay double for alcohol not to have to deal with 900 meatheads in TAPOUT t-shirts bumping into one another and having staring contests... and actually, I'd prefer to be around 900 flaming faggots at the park rather than that bullshit.
damn llama,i lived in fl for thirty two years and metros was the closet place to home for me!you seem to be a pretty cool dude llama,dont know your real name!you damn sure tell it straight when you want to!
09-08-2009, 03:31 PM
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I be a cool dude IRL... I still be hatin on shit makin people laugh though...
09-08-2009, 04:23 PM
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The Metro Landry? lol good times.
09-09-2009, 04:14 AM
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09-09-2009, 04:39 AM
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If I had hair I would put gel in it and make poofy lip faces for the camera at the metro.
09-09-2009, 02:43 PM
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