can someone tell me what i did to my car please?
06-13-2011, 01:44 PM
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Re: can someone tell me what i did to my car please?
I'm a waiter still in college and I make more then you... lol
06-13-2011, 03:14 PM
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06-13-2011, 04:51 PM
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Re: can someone tell me what i did to my car please?
I am sorry that I have a car that never breaks down (my e36 M3, f no on the m5). As I digress. I am sorry I talked about you(dammit it sucks getting old and slow), was being positive, and was trying to be helpful.
Here is my attempt to fit in
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I will try to purchase some stickers, get some fart pipes, and curse on here. I will also get some cheap fake JDM parts to make my car actually perform less, handle worse, and be able to break down better...but not brake better. I love to curse though. Am I getting better at using this board yet? I will also buy a car that is worth 2k, and through 10k in parts into it. Who needs paint, spray cans will work! I will even add a wing on the back of a FWD car. The more the better. In fact the rims will costs more than the car. Who cares about the tires on the car, as long as they look good! Last point of my upgrade....
You guys probably love the e46 M3, it's cheaply made, and handles like having sex with a condom on. Then again, most of you can only imagine having sex with a condom.....I can't imagine getting laid in a primed 92 civic with a turbo on it.
See, I meant none of this...Hopefully, some of you guys can get a good chuckle out of it. Stereotyping is fun..Have at me and my Ken mobile. E36 M3 convertible...
Adam(and yes I said chuckle, and chuckle about that).
Here is my attempt to fit in
.I will try to purchase some stickers, get some fart pipes, and curse on here. I will also get some cheap fake JDM parts to make my car actually perform less, handle worse, and be able to break down better...but not brake better. I love to curse though. Am I getting better at using this board yet? I will also buy a car that is worth 2k, and through 10k in parts into it. Who needs paint, spray cans will work! I will even add a wing on the back of a FWD car. The more the better. In fact the rims will costs more than the car. Who cares about the tires on the car, as long as they look good! Last point of my upgrade....
You guys probably love the e46 M3, it's cheaply made, and handles like having sex with a condom on. Then again, most of you can only imagine having sex with a condom.....I can't imagine getting laid in a primed 92 civic with a turbo on it.
See, I meant none of this...Hopefully, some of you guys can get a good chuckle out of it. Stereotyping is fun..Have at me and my Ken mobile. E36 M3 convertible...
Adam(and yes I said chuckle, and chuckle about that).
06-14-2011, 03:28 AM
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Re: can someone tell me what i did to my car please?
Yeah, I was doing all that in good fun! Laughing at the entire time I wrote it...
Glad to have another e36 person on here, if you need any help with your car, let me know. I have a peake scanner etc...Have a let of experience working on these cars!
Adam..
Plus, Condoms do take away all the feeling. Just in case you guys ever get the lucky chance. Their are lottery winers.
Glad to have another e36 person on here, if you need any help with your car, let me know. I have a peake scanner etc...Have a let of experience working on these cars!
Adam..
Plus, Condoms do take away all the feeling. Just in case you guys ever get the lucky chance. Their are lottery winers.
06-14-2011, 03:39 AM
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Re: can someone tell me what i did to my car please?
Am I getting old, but why does a kid need 350-400 hp. That's my rough estimate to what he would have. I am sure I am way off. When I was his age, my car at the time had that about 275 hp, and that was extremely fast and I was extremely dumb with the car. Maybe I was younger, but still, why do we need road cars that fast? I think my M5 is almost too fast for the road at 400 hp. Its only real use is for HPDE, where I can put the power to the ground. Is it really that much fun to just hit sixty in first gear? Unless you are doing HPDE or other track events, there is no reason for that much power, am I wrong. It only leads to tickets, and is almost less fun to go through the gears at that speed.
To me having the less powerful e36 opposed the e46 is almost more fun. The e46 will get me in trouble. If I get the e46, I will get used to it, and then I will need more power. Next thing you know(trust me I have been there), I will be driving a new M3 on the interstate going a 100 miles an hour about to purchase it. So where do we stop. So I am simply happy with the e36 M. Its fun, has a bullit proof drive train etc. Plenty of power. These cars motors will last to 250k miles, no problem.
Yet again, call me a faggot, just don't tell my girlfriend.
Adam
To me having the less powerful e36 opposed the e46 is almost more fun. The e46 will get me in trouble. If I get the e46, I will get used to it, and then I will need more power. Next thing you know(trust me I have been there), I will be driving a new M3 on the interstate going a 100 miles an hour about to purchase it. So where do we stop. So I am simply happy with the e36 M. Its fun, has a bullit proof drive train etc. Plenty of power. These cars motors will last to 250k miles, no problem.
Yet again, call me a faggot, just don't tell my girlfriend.
Adam
