HELP! I NEED A SWAN!
03-26-2009, 10:21 AM
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Re: HELP! I NEED A SWAN!
+eleventy!
03-26-2009, 02:46 PM
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Re: HELP! I NEED A SWAN!
K, so this is Frank the Swan. He's a great worker and loves children. A real sweetheart on the inside.
Sooo, the only catch is he's a little racist and he attacks the homeless/disabled, other than that he's a dream come true.
Just look at his social skills!
(this man did not survive)
In short, if you don't take him, he will be put down for malicious assault of the elderly and the consumption of a small dog.
SAVE FRANK
Sooo, the only catch is he's a little racist and he attacks the homeless/disabled, other than that he's a dream come true.
Just look at his social skills!
(this man did not survive)
In short, if you don't take him, he will be put down for malicious assault of the elderly and the consumption of a small dog.
SAVE FRANK
03-26-2009, 03:10 PM
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Re: HELP! I NEED A SWAN!
^^^^What a dumbass old man. He left his "Swan Handling Gloves" in his basket instead off putting them on to handle Frank. Now Frank might have his life taken from him because this old man made a terrible mistake that cost him his own life. WEAR YOUR SWAN HANDLING GLOVES WHEN HANDLING SWANS PEOPLE!!
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03-26-2009, 05:01 PM
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Re: HELP! I NEED A SWAN!
K, so this is Frank the Swan. He's a great worker and loves children. A real sweetheart on the inside.
Sooo, the only catch is he's a little racist and he attacks the homeless/disabled, other than that he's a dream come true.
Just look at his social skills!
In short, if you don't take him, he will be put down for malicious assault of the elderly and the consumption of a small dog.
SAVE FRANK
Sooo, the only catch is he's a little racist and he attacks the homeless/disabled, other than that he's a dream come true.
Just look at his social skills!
In short, if you don't take him, he will be put down for malicious assault of the elderly and the consumption of a small dog.
SAVE FRANK
03-26-2009, 06:13 PM
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03-26-2009, 06:27 PM
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03-26-2009, 07:21 PM
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Re: HELP! I NEED A SWAN!
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